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JovobeniNoir

by Blair Sayer

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 1 - Dec 3
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 28 - Nov 30
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Dec 6 - Dec 8
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No, come on, let’s find a different noodle bar.

I’m not really in the mood for sushi right now. Also, there’s just a really unsettling guy I see around here.

I’ve just seen him hassle some people eating here before and I don’t want to put myself in the position where I might have to deal with him. Really? You’re worried about walking in the rain? When’s the last time it WASN’T pouring rain? Who cares? You’d rather take a chance on being “retired?”

No, I don’t see him around right now, but you never see him around. He just sidles up and starts harassing you in Cityspeak while you’re trying to choke down some ngiri. I don’t know what he does! I’ve never talked to him! All I know is the last guy he grabbed disappeared for a couple days and the next time I saw him eating here his fingers were completely mangled. I’m already REALLY bad with chop sticks. I can’t have some multi-ethnic weirdo in a bow tie snapping my digits left and right. C’mon let’s go before some German midgets steal my car.

What’s this on my seat? Did you take up miniature origami?

Wear this shirt: while you dream of electric sheep

Don’t wear this shirt: during your Voight-Kampff test

This shirt tells the world: “Monsieur, azonnal kövessen engem bite.”

We call this color: Black as the dark near the Tanhauser Gate

Overnight orders will ship by Tuesday 12-01-09 for delivery Wednesday 12-2-09. SmartPost orders will ship by Wednesday 12-2-09.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 31.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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JovobeniNoir by Blair Sayer
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.