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Just The Two Of Us

by truffleshuffle

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer

You Can Make It If You Try

1st & 2nd place in Derby #105: Two, with 2140 votes!

You know those couples who coordinate their Hallowe’en costumes? Yeah, there’s some sad things known to man, but nothing breaks your heart quite like seeing a once proud, free, strong man who’s been reduced to playing Hansel to his wife or girlfriend’s Gretel. It’s like seeing a wild mustang broken for the saddle, or a bear in a cage at the circus being made to wear a tiny bowler.

Well, who says that kind of emasculating humiliation can only take place once a year? Ladies, grab a set of these matching tees for yourselves and your men and show the world who’s got whom by the what!

But what if you’re not part of a couple? What if you’re just a single guy or gal trying to find his or her own way through this big, wide world with no one to help him or her?

In that case, we recommend slipping into whichever of these shirts you like better and just going about your life. Because one day you’ll wear it to some mixer thrown by some friends of friends, and some winsome stranger will be there wearing its opposite—and you’ll just know it’s fate.

Well, either it’s fate or s/he has a harried mate in the next room, wearing the same shirt as you, fetching drinks for the both of them.

Wear these shirts: on romantic walks with your honey-bunny snookie-wookums, and your honey-bunny snookie-wookums can wear the other one, and you can be twinkies. Awww! So sweet! Now get out of here, you two actually make us kind of sick.

Don’t wear either of these shirts: without its match. Don’t do it! They must never be separated! You are meddling with ancient majicks beyond your ken! Nah, we’re just messin’ with ya. Go solo if you really prefer one of them to the other. Buy either one; buy both; buy two of one and one of the other; it’s your call.

These shirts tell the world: “2GETHR 4EVR.” Or, in some cases, “Rowr! whp-PKSSSHHHH!” It depends on how you wear them.

We call this color: Two Cremes, Two Sugars

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

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Purchaser Experience

  • 10% first woot
  • 8% second woot
  • 36% < 10 woots
  • 28% < 25 woots
  • 19% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 40% one year old
  • 47% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 36% bought 1
  • 62% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.