3rd place in Derby #258: Beauty Within, with 456 votes!

"So…we don't need to tell anybody about this, right?"

"What, are you embarrassed?"

"NO! I mean…no. It was what it was, but I just don't think it would behoove either of us if word got around."

"OK. Sure. Yeah. I understand."

"It doesn't need to be weird, right? It's just something we did  - one time - and now we'll go back to life as usual."

"Right..."

"Right..."

"Mmhmm…"

"Totally..."

"…"

"But it was just so good --"

"I KNOW, right?"

"--I thought we were just going to get it out of our systems, but…LORD."

"I'm glad you think so. I didn't want to be the only one."

"We'll just see what happens, OK?"

"But we can't --"

"--I know--"

"--It's just--"

"--Shhhhh, I understand."

{The cat gently places a paw on the mouse's trembling lips. They gaze at one another mutely as the storm rages on around them. A droplet runs down the cat's face: Is it rain?}

Wear this shirt: if you're planning to engage in a heart-wrenching tryst later that night.

Don't wear this shirt: once you get back home.

This shirt tells the world: "Why can't we all just get along -- oh that's why."

We call this color: We're used to THAT kind of behavior in the Navy. 

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