Whether you prefer your onomatopoeic explosions traditional (KA-BLOOEY!), space-age (BLAMMO!), or avant-garde (bBLoORTTT?), this incendiarily cryptic design drops a payload of pure weapons-grade fun. It'll reduce your wardrobe to charred ruins, killing three shirts and two pairs of pants, while the shockwave shatters windows for miles around. Kicky!

This shirt was designed by: Lane Scott Lundeby and Tom Molstad, the two heads of the monster known as Circled Squared. Even though the site is, like, minutes old, it's already the hippest web-only designer apparel retailer in Sioux Falls, South Dakota.

Wear this shirt to: the airport, for a guided tour of airport security from the inside.

Don't wear this shirt to: Sioux City, Iowa. They don't take kindly to anything Sioux Falls.

This shirt tells the world: "Explosions can be beautiful, too, especially ones that can't hurt me."

We Call This Color: The Exploding Plastic Olivable.

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