Some facts concerning the production and consumption of marshmallows. 

• Marshmallows are considered "Nature's Candy" by no one.
• The marshmallow was brought to the Mediterranean in the 14th century and killed over 100 million people.
• A marshmallow is created whenever a child stops believing in Santa Claus.
• Marshmallows collect balls of dung which they feed to their offspring in underground chambers.
• Every marshmallow you eat shaves a month off your lifespan. 

• "Miniature Marshmallows" are in fact the oldest of all marshmallows; jumbos the youngest.
• S'mores are an American campfire treat composed of marshmallow and milk chocolate sandwiched between graham crackers.
• Marshmallow tacos are maybe not a bad idea.
• Few people know that the word "Marshmallow" is actually pronounced "Ding-Dong-Tag-Along"

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