3rd Place in Derby #380: Ugly Holiday Sweater, with 202 votes!
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Layover in the Springs: Sarah Stubbinsons, single actress and spoiled diva, has a layover at Colorado Springs Airport during her flight home for the holidays. Does she find love in the form of a boorish but handsome porter? Will we watch the unlikely couple’s courtship after they bump into each other outside of Chili's?? SPOILER: No. Sarah’s flight boards on time and without incident. They never see each other ever again. Sarah marries her co-star and divorces him six months later.
Bad Salmon (OR: A Fish-mas Carol): Greedy publishing tycoon Bradley Monocole eats some contaminated sushi on Christmas Eve. During the ensuing fever dream, he gives his entire fortune to an orphanage and learns the true reason for the season. He then awakens on Christmas morning, turns to his wife (20 years his junior) and says, “I had the worst dream last night. Say, let’s eat panda meat for dinner.”
Traffic Jam: It’s actually just two hours of CCTV footage, but we added a festive holly border around the screen.
The Voucher: Graham Vanderpan loses his job shortly before the holidays. Now he’s gotta be scrappy (and thrifty!) if he’s gonna give his girlfriend a truly special present! She unwraps his homemade "coupon" for a free massage and terminates the relationship immediately.
Cyber Monday: The pressure’s on when Debbly, frazzled mother of 2, embarks on the shopping trip of a lifetime. Debbly's got a pretty big gift list and not a lot of time to make those vital purchases! As our beleagured heroine attempts to browse a crowded department store, she makes a poignant discovery: Brick-and-mortar holiday shopping sucks butt. We follow Debbly on her empty-handed journey home from the mall, where she completes her Christmas list on time and under budget using Amazon Prime.
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