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Keeping Warm

by Recycledwax

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery May 01 - May 03
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Like a G-Rated Playboy Mansion.

You can’t always act like a madman, even if you’re still 21. You gotta have the occasional night in.

And let’s be honest here. When the parties stop and the last investor leaves and it’s just Hef and the girls? They’re not having underwear pillow fights and making sundaes on each other’s bellies. They’re saying things like “Can someone turn the heat up?” and comparing flannel pajamas while Hef asks if someone knows where he put the clicker. Maybe that place looks good on paper, but he was born in 1926. The man is far more concerned about getting an extra blanket than what cup size tonight’s conquest will be.

In 1965, sure, those bunnies were wild and willing to try anything and the parties went all night. But this winter, he’s taking all those bunnies to the bedroom because when they all lie down, they’ll block the drafts from the hole in the attic. Bunnies aren’t just there for long walks on the beach, you know. They can be quite useful.

Wear this shirt: because it’s cold out. Are you James Caan or something? Put that shirt back on and get back inside right away before you freeze!

Don’t wear this shirt: while visiting Hawaii in December. It’s insulting to those of us under a ten foot snowdrift. Also probably offensive to Hawaiians, who kinda seem to hate us anyway. We’re sorry, Hawaii. We don’t mean to be standoffish.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m a snugglebunny! Tee hee! But the second a rich warm producer comes along, I’m dumping you.”

We call this color: Heather Gray, 19, enjoys watching auto racing and horseback riding, loves to laugh, hoping to find a man who can handle her complexities while still understanding her wild side, 48-24-37.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 6.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 91% second woot
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  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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