Ken & Ryu's Junkyard

by santo76

$19.00 + free shipping

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Color Lemon

Style Tee

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Fit

Quantity Limit 15 per customer

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Standard - Estimated delivery Jan 7 - Jan 9
Express - Estimated delivery Jan 4 - Jan 6
Standard International - Estimated delivery Jan 12 - Jan 14
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SMASH ANONYMOUS

WELCOME TO SMASH ANONYMOUS. WE USED TO SMASH. NOW WE NOT SMASH SO MUCH.

EVERYONE TAKE SEAT. PLEASE WELCOME NEW MEMBERS. HANK, STOP SMASH NEW MEMBERS. OKAY, WE GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. START WITH CREED:

I LOVE SMASH BUT RECOGNIZE IT HARMFUL TO OTHERS. I TRY NOT SMASH. SMASH INHERENTLY FUN, SO I NOT A JERK IF FALL OFF WAGON AND SMASH WAGON.

GOOD. ANYONE SMASH CAR THIS WEEK? EVERYONE? ME TOO. WE ALL FALL OFF WAGON THEN. HOW WE NOT SMASH WA--FALL OFF WAGON IN FUTURE? CORRECT, SALLY. WE PUT SMASH FISTS INTO SMASH MITTS, FIND DARK CAVE, AND HOPE FOR BEST. LET'S ALL GO FIND CAVE.

[two weeks later]

HI EVERYB--WHERE EVERYBODY? WHY ONLY FOUR OF US COME BACK? THEY ALL FALL OFF WAGON? WE NEED BIGGER WAGON. ONE NOT SO EASY TO FALL OFF. IN MEANTIME, LET'S SMASH OLD SMALL WAGON. WHAT? ONLY FIGURE OF SPEECH? ARRG, SO FRUSTRATING. MAKE ME WANT TO--

[horrible smashing ensues]

ME NEED NEW SPONSOR.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!