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King of the Grill

by lucky1988

$19.00 + free shipping
White
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 31 - Sep 03
  • Express - Estimated delivery Aug 30
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Thy kingdom come, thy will be done


Your majesty, please forgive me for interrupting, but there is a matter of grave importance that I must discuss with you.

“Can’t it wait, Nigel? I just sat down to eat!”

I’m sorry your majesty, but it cannot.

“Well fine then, Nigel, what is it? And please, speak up. My ears are not what they used to be.”

Your majesty, it’s the peasants! They are storming the castle. You must act now! Your entire reign as king is at stake!

“A steak? You interrupt my meal to beg for food?”

No your majesty, not a steak; there is much at stake. The peasants are using your own orchard against you! They are pulling trees up from the…

“Poultry? I thought you said you wanted a steak. Well, fine, Nigel. I’ll indulge you this once. How would you like your chicken prepared?”

Please concentrate, your majesty! They are up-earthing your trees and constructing a makeshift battering ram…

“Battered chicken does sound nice, Nigel. Cook! Two battered chicken thighs, please!”

And they are building catapults to launch cauldrons of hot oil…

“And broil them, Cook! I have to say, Nigel, I’m quite looking forward to this meal of ours. How would you feel about a promotion from ‘manservant/messenger’ to ‘chief advisor of culinary choices?’”

I am honored, your majesty, but I do feel that there are more important things to consider.

“Imported things, you say? Such as ethnic cuisine? Already making bold choices, Nigel! I like that! Let us raise our glasses and toast to your newly assigned position. You shall be commanding my kitchen for as long as my kingdom stands! Hey, does anyone else hear angry screaming outside?”

Wear this shirt: if every Jack and Mary tells you, “you’re a real card, buddy boy!”

Don’t wear this shirt: if we can see your ribs through it.

This shirt tells the world: "Kiss the cook's ring."

We call this color: As clear and clean a hue as your divinely chosen soul.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 2.000s
First Sucker:
lordstimpy
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 18% one year old
  • 73% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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King of the Grill by lucky1988
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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