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Know When to Fold

by Beefcoat

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 05 - Oct 06
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 02
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But You Barely Even Know ‘Er

3rd Place in Derby #28 (Quitters), with 412 votes!

They call this hand “The Lamb” cause when ya see it, you’re about to get fleeced. Still feel cool? Cause when you’re staring adversity in the face, that’s when you find out if you’re a the real player. Some people just start throwing in money to scare off the competition. Some people try for a distraction, like eyeslikesugar and her raisin-hungry chinchilla. Honestly, how can you look at anything else when she posts? It’s just bouncebouncebouncebounce and then suddenly she’s got your six grand and probably one of your shoes and she’s smoking a cigar made of your dreams and maybe some Cuban guy’s belt. We don’t really know how they make cigars. But we’ll school you in Mille Bornes any day of the week.

This shirt was designed by: Beefcoat, the forums user who sounds dirty but isn’t. Give him a hand! Because the one he drew is really lousy.

Wear this shirt: at the poker table, unless you’re trying the Meg Tilly method of showing a lot of cleavage and seeming totally insane. Nothing personal, Ms. Tilly. Please don’t devour us to regurgitate into the bellies of your young.

Don’t wear this shirt: on laundry day. You’ll end up folding everything and people will be extra smug when they hand it to you. It will sting like the back of Phil Spector’s hand.

This shirt tells the world: “I add up to twenty-five!”

We call this color: An Evening With Your Old Buddies From The Navy

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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  • 93% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 44% one year old
  • 44% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Know When to Fold by Beefcoat
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