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Know When to Fold

by Beefcoat

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 02 - Dec 03
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 29
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

But You Barely Even Know ‘Er

3rd Place in Derby #28 (Quitters), with 412 votes!

They call this hand “The Lamb” cause when ya see it, you’re about to get fleeced. Still feel cool? Cause when you’re staring adversity in the face, that’s when you find out if you’re a the real player. Some people just start throwing in money to scare off the competition. Some people try for a distraction, like eyeslikesugar and her raisin-hungry chinchilla. Honestly, how can you look at anything else when she posts? It’s just bouncebouncebouncebounce and then suddenly she’s got your six grand and probably one of your shoes and she’s smoking a cigar made of your dreams and maybe some Cuban guy’s belt. We don’t really know how they make cigars. But we’ll school you in Mille Bornes any day of the week.

This shirt was designed by: Beefcoat, the forums user who sounds dirty but isn’t. Give him a hand! Because the one he drew is really lousy.

Wear this shirt: at the poker table, unless you’re trying the Meg Tilly method of showing a lot of cleavage and seeming totally insane. Nothing personal, Ms. Tilly. Please don’t devour us to regurgitate into the bellies of your young.

Don’t wear this shirt: on laundry day. You’ll end up folding everything and people will be extra smug when they hand it to you. It will sting like the back of Phil Spector’s hand.

This shirt tells the world: “I add up to twenty-five!”

We call this color: An Evening With Your Old Buddies From The Navy

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 6.000s
First Sucker:
fightabunny
Last Wooter to Woot:
Wooter869375902

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 44% one year old
  • 44% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Know When to Fold by Beefcoat
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