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Know your Dwarves

by Wirdou and Oakenspirit

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer

Halfway There

3rd place in Derby #333: Personality Types, with 177 votes!

You guys, usually we'd take this space to talk about the dwarves on the shirt and make some silly jokes, but there's something much more important here. This is derby #333. That means, we're halfway to derby #666… AND WE HAVE DONE NOTHING TO PREPARE FOR THE EVIL THAT DERBY WILL UNLEASH ON THE WORLD!

We need to slow down and think, you guys! We need to start building some defenses! That's why we're switching up the derbies a little bit. Instead of designing shirts, we're going to have you guys submit plans for laser turrets, blueprints for bunkers, incantations, that sort of thing. 

That sound cool? Great! If we work together, we'll be okay.

Hopefully.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 2.660s
First Sucker:
allofthesnarks
Last Wooter to Woot:
clolosmom

Purchaser Experience

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  • 90% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 74% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Know your Dwarves by Wirdou and Oakenspirit
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