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Kong

by djkopet

$19.00 + free shipping
Slate
Tee
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Royalty

From this shirt, I've learned that 'king' and 'donkey' are synonyms.

It shall be done tonight, Turick.

"Tonight? Are you sure that's the best idea?"

Nay, the idea is unsound regardless of its date. But it shall happen tonight, and no one shall convince me otherwise. This evening, I shall sneak into the castle, ascend to the royal chambers, and after the swift dispatchment of our current monarch with mine dagger, all shall hail me, Frederick, the new Donkey of Denmark!

"Wait, donkey?"

Yes.

"You really meant to say that?"

Of course. You know, 'donkey.' It's another word for 'king.'

"I don't think that's true."

No, it totally is, just trust me. 

"Okay. Now, go on. Sorry to interrupt. You were saying?"

Yes, right, I shall ring the bell and all the guards shall gather in the chamber. 'Hark,' an intruder, they will say. But I shall simply hold up mine hand, point to the crown I've placed upon mine head and say, 'Nay, no intruder here. Only your one and true Donkey!'

"hehehe…"

What? Why such giggles?

"It's just… funny."

What is?

"Donkey, it's a funny word."

No, it is not. It is a word that signifies greatness.

"Uh… sure, okay. Sorry… hehehehe…"

Fine, laugh if you must, but be warned, your laughter will not tolerated when I'm made the donkey!

"heehehehehehe… Are you, like, one hundred percent sure those two words are interchangeable?"

How dare you question your future donkey!

"Hahahahahaha… I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

Nay, an apology will not suffice. You have crossed me, your soon-to-be donkey-

"HAHAHAHAHA! I'm sorry, I just... HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Okay, I'm out of here. If you don't want to respect your donkey, then…

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! STOP IT! I CAN'T!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHA!"

Ugh, so immature.

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  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
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  • 14% one year old
  • 74% > one year old

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  • 98% bought 1
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Kong by djkopet
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