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Kraken Bathtime

by Jillian Nickell

$19.00 + free shipping
Baby Blue
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 27 - Mar 01
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Why Not Cephalopods?

Evolutionary gifts are arbitrarily given. 

There are a lot of injustices in the world. Some end up on the top, others on the bottom, and there isn't always a good reason why.

Take cephalopods. These mollusks, whose members include squids, octopuses, and nautiluses, are the most intelligent invertebrates on the planet. They have been observed using tools, solving complex problems, and just generally showing off the power of their weird, squishy brains. So why didn't they end up evolving into the dominant intelligent creatures on the planet instead of us?

The answer: There's probably no good reason. It could have gone either way. It's just the way the cookie crumbled that hominid brain evolution took off while cephalopods remained smart-but-not-too-smart.

A few twists of fate in the evolutionary past, and it could have been a giant squid typing this writeup instead of a human. Of course, invertebrate brains differ so fundamentally from mammals' that their "sense of humor" would have been totally different. Here's a potential squid joke:

LIGHT LIGHT LIGHT FISH FEAR ALL THE FISHES IN MY MAW

Different strokes for different animal taxa, I suppose. 

Wear this shirt: to remind squids of their place in the great hierarchy of nature.

Don't wear this shirt: underwater; cotton absorbs.

This shirt tells the world: "Rub a dub dub, there's a monstrosity in my tub."

We call this color: Baby bluega in the deep blue sea.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 96% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 16% one year old
  • 69% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
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Kraken Bathtime by Jillian Nickell
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