Krampuses!!!
by Theron Wallis
- Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 3 - Dec 5
- Express - Estimated delivery Nov 30 - Dec 2
- Standard International - Estimated delivery Dec 8 - Dec 10
-
Free Express shipping for Prime members
Woot! customers who are Amazon Prime members can enjoy special shipping benefits on Woot!, including:
Amazon Prime membership required. See individual offer pages for shipping details and restrictions. Not valid for international shipping addresses.
Get started by logging in with Amazon or try a 30-day free trial of Amazon Prime*
Login with Amazon Try a 30-day free trial of Amazon Prime*Re-login required on Woot! for benefits to take effect
I remember back in the winter of 1973, Mike Bertsche and I were riding our bikes around the neighborhood (as kids were allowed to do back then). We were having a great time and kicking up all kinds of trouble, when out of nowhere this horrific fork-tongued monster tackled Mike off his Schwinn. Mike fought back, but the Krampus was impossibly strong, and shoved him violently into his burlap sack, blood streaking along the enclosure. I never saw Mike again.
And would I have had story like that to tell if I had grown up these days? No way! My mom probably would have insisted I stay inside where no child-abducting mythical beast could whisk me into the hills and perform who knows what kind of physical and sexual acts on me.
I guess those halcyon days are behind us forever. They're never coming back.
Wear this shirt: until this meme has run its natural course.
Don't wear this shirt: after this meme has run its natural course.
This shirt tells the world: "I want to take your children!! Oh hello, officer."
We call this color: Cover Your Child In Silver Bells So You Can Track Them
Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!
For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.
For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.
For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.
For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.
For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.
For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.
For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.
For sizing info, care and fabric details click here.
12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
---|
Mon | Tue | Wed | Thu | Fri | Sat | Sun |
---|