Trends take a little longer to reach the North Pole, but when they hit, they hit hard. Who can blame S-Dogg for updating his played-out look? I mean, the man employs a whole staff of elves who can apparently make anything – you telling me you wouldn’t drop a few special requests? They already had the lumps of coal laying around – how hard could it have been to turn them into diamonds?

Look, dude’s got, like, 364 vacation days a year, in one of the most remote places on Earth. He’s gotta find some way to amuse himself. And you can’t fit gold dubs on a sleigh. Be warned, though: his mixtape is terrible.

This shirt was designed by: Keith Kuniyuki, designer of the The Ninja Pandas vs. The Diabolical Pirate Octopus, which we loved but you guys merely liked, and some threadless threads. Keith’s interests are t-shirt design and defiling beloved cultural icons.

Wear this shirt: to the Santogold show.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re climbing down people’s chimneys. It’s hard to get soot stains out of cotton.

This shirt tells the world: “Yes, Virginia, Santa Claus is keeping it real.”

We call this color: Ice Ice Baby Blue.

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