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And We Feel Fine

Game over, man; it’s the end times. And it isn’t going to be pretty. Expect mass hysteria, total chaos, plagues of frogs and locusts. We’re talking blood in the streets, looting in the cities, panic at the disco. Our civilization will crumble, you hear? Brother will turn against brother! The social contract will be terminated without notice, and security will not escort you out of the building. Friends, this could get nasty.

On the other hand, we could just close the window. You know that M*A*S*H* theme about how “suicide is painless?” Well, the truth is the degree of painfulness varies widely depending on the method.

Designed by: dekonstruct, the designer of Angry Day, still available. Taking the two together, we’re starting to suspect this dekonstruct character is kind of angsty.

Wear this shirt: to the coming apocalypse. No sense getting blood, bile and radioactive ash all over your nicest suit, is there?

Don’t wear this shirt: The Day After.

This shirt tells the world: “A fatal exception has occurred.”

We call this color: And Then Everything Went Black

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Features

Placement: Centered on Earth

Printed Size:
3X – M: 8.5” x 8.16”
S-WS: 6.37” x 6.12”

Color(s): – White – 2905 C

Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

Specs

Black Woot Tee

Specs

Black Woot Tee

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 5.000s
First Sucker:
CireEdorelkrah
Last Wooter to Woot:
ApeOfGrape

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 41% one year old
  • 47% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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