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No Offense, Mr. Lazenby

“2007?” we thought last year, “Like two James Bonds? So much potential!” But even though we hoped for Sean Connery and Daniel Craig, we ended up with Timothy Dalton and Woody Allen. But there there, there there. There isn’t much left now.

There’s an old Irish legend about a guy who outsmarted the devil. He was a farmer and the devil cursed him to never again see a drop of rain. His crops withered and dried and his family began to starve. So the guy did the only thing he could… and sold his new talent to fairs and parades. Sure, we lost the genius of Ike Turner and Dan Fogelberg, but one of those millions of newborns is going to rock us like we’ve never been rocked before.

In the meantime, we’ve rushed to get this ready for your New Years Eve party so you can show ‘em that some Auld Lane Synes should stay Auld Land Syne. Here’s to 2008!

This shirt was designed by: the thousands of baby pandas we keep chained to the sewing machines in-house, just above the poorly-closed alligator pit right next to the gun that automatically shoots out a cougar every twenty minutes. But hey, dolphin-safe!

Wear this shirt: to make a bold statement: No matter what the problem is, the answer always lies in the future!

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re one of the Star Trek writers. Stop thinking about the future, you guys, seriously. The answer has nothing to do with time travel. Just let that concept go.

This shirt tells the world: “I’ll probably be a blues singer by spring, so if you want to get in on the ground floor…”

We call this color: Blank Slate

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 79% second woot
  • 21% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 42% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 79% bought 1
  • 15% bought 2
  • 6% bought 3 or more

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