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Lagomorphy The Snowman

by Randyotter

$19.00 + free shipping
White
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Mar 28 - Mar 30
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Holgar The Horrible Linguist

Ever wonder why the English language is so messed? 

Everybody knows that baby rabbits are called "bunnies," but did you know that they're also called "kits" or "kittens?" This is because the English language was invented by an 11th-century drunk named Olgar. The story goes that after calling juvenile rabbits "bunnies" for no reason whatsoever, Olgar drank a flagon of mead and either changed his mind or confused cats with rabbits, calling them "kittens." Either way, we're stuck with it now thanks to that soused norseman.

Although he invented one of the most-spoken languages on Earth, Olgar was notoriously inconsistent in his naming practices. He had four names for juvenile codfish, including "codling" (sensical), "hake" (possibly a drunken hiccup), "sprag" (?), and "sprat "(did you mean "sprag," Halgar?)

Halgar was also maddeningly thrifty with certain definitions. For instance, the word "set" has over 400 definitions in the Oxford English Dictionary. i.e. "I was all set to set the table with my new poker set, but my dogs set upon me and set about eviscerating me."

So the next time you wonder why there is a difference between "fewer" and "less" but no similar distinction for "more," or why the letter "O" can be pronounced four different ways, shake your fist at the memory of the drunk viking Holgar. He doesn't care. 

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 27.773s
First Sucker:
cyberstven
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 15% one year old
  • 77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Lagomorphy The Snowman by Randyotter
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