3rd place in Derby #133: The Chinese Zodiac, with 752 votes!

I saw the lantern lights
Prettily hanging from the ceiling
But just those lantern lights
Weren’t bright enough to see

Under the lantern lights
I strained my eyes attempting reading
The specials of the night
On the menu at Fu Lee

I can’t have seafood, and I don’t want MSG
But what’s in all this stuff? It’s way too dark to see

Hope this turns out alright
But man, I really can’t help fearing
That what I order might
Set off my allergies

Wear this shirt: during the Festival of Lights, the traditional time for lamps and for Chinese food.

Don’t wear this shirt: under black light unless you’ve given it a thorough lint-brushing. You’d be surprised how much fuzz accumulates on black shirts that you can’t ordinarily see.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m lampin’, I’m lampin’, I’m stone cold lampin’.”

We call this color: Could We Have A Table In The Black, Please?

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