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by LouLou & Tummie

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 22 - Oct 24
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Challenging the belief of vegetarians everywhere

Ah! Monsieur! Welcome to the Chateau D’Sentience! Here, all the food is alive!

Oh, ho ho ho, “how is that different from normal food” indeed, Monsieur makes a clever joke, no? For surely, monsieur knows that there is a difference between life, and sentience, no? Here, let me seat you and show you what it is that we at the Chateau D’Sentience do best.

Monsieur well begin with an artichoke salad, au? Ah, now monsieur understands! See the happy face on that artichoke? And the joyous clove that adds the flavor? Oh, but note the unhappy clove as well, for food, like life, must balance the bitter with the sweet. OH, Monsieur, pardon me, the garnish is making out with itself. Stop that at once, you dirty garnish! You must forgive them, monsieur, they have become enraptured with the passion that only a salad can bring.

Monsieur! What is wrong? Where are you going? Is it the puffy dandelion? I assure you, it is only the allergies, it is nothing that you could catch. Monsieur! Monsieur! Don’t you even want to try the pine nuts? Well, all right, but please, monsieur, please come again. Ah, garnish, what is it with you? No P.D.A., S’il vous plait!

Wear this shirt: as an attractive side dish.

Don’t wear this shirt: as a way to distract your friend Artie from making the game-winning shot during the basketball tournament. It’s too cerebral. No one will get it and you’ll end up looking dumb.

This shirt tells the world: “What is that green thing? Some kind of natural ice cream or wild guacamole?”

We call this color: Wrap That Up After You Slice It Or It Will Go Brown

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 9% one month old
  • 30% one year old
  • 44% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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