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Left Brain vs Right Brain

by steveo1019

$19.00 + free shipping
White
Tee
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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 06 - Feb 07
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People Will Say That You’re Smartly Dressed

2nd place in Derby #66: Versus, with 1021 votes!

They say humans only use ten percent of their brains. But they also say “Hey, let’s strap three hundred whipped cream cans on this motorcycle and jump over the house” so we find it hard to believe they. But we do believe science, and science says we have two brains in one.

Science tells us that one side, known as “Ray Milland”, controls the part of us that makes things like art and religion. The other side, known as “Rosie Grier”, handles math, logic and language. Most people favor one hemisphere over the other, which is probably why physicists have lousy ties and poets are horrible tippers.

Are we two creatures joined as one? Probably not. But having this capacity for detail and “the big picture” means we can do great things. Like designing shirts. Or going to the moon. But mostly designing shirts. Seriously. Do the math. We only went to the moon like seven times.

This shirt was designed by: steveo1019. Depending on your perspective you will either notice that he is steveoequivalentto11 or steveoreminderoftheenddateoftheGoryeo-KhitanWar. The brain is a funny thing.

Wear this shirt: if you’re a right brained type who understands that a good metaphor can carry deep truths that reality does not always supply.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a left brained type who’ll be upset that the right eye is talking to the right side of the brain. Should have done a little more research on the body, stevey-baby.

This shirt tells the world: “EW THERE’S BRAIN ALL OVER YOUR CHEST EW

We call this color: White Matter Regions Contain Fatty Myelin So Order An XXL

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
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Left Brain vs Right Brain by steveo1019
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