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Less is More

by crunchybitesized

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 20 - Aug 22
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So You Wanna Be A Boxer

3rd place in Derby #71: Thrift, with 679 votes!

No, no, no. It’ll never sell. I’ve been in the toy business for well over fourteen months – longer than some of our customers have been alive. And this “cardboard box” just doesn’t offer anything to engage children. It doesn’t play bleeping electronic music. It doesn’t talk. It doesn’t vibrate. I mean, come on, it doesn’t even light up. Good luck shifting units without a TV or movie tie-in. If you priced it high enough, maybe the yuppie-mom market might go for it, but they prefer wooden toys nowadays. Yeah, I don’t see this one catching on at all.

Now tell all those kids to stop playing with it and get over here. We’ve got real toys for them to try out, and all this box-play is wasting valuable market-research time.

This shirt was designed by: Derby contestant crunchybitesized, who’s a crunchykingsized in his own mind.

Wear this shirt: to affirm the power of imagination and cardboard.

Don’t wear this shirt: while you’re tripping on acid. You may never come back.

This shirt tells the world: “What do you mean, ‘homeless’? I live in a flying purple castle on the Moon.”

We call this color: And I’m Also The Admiral Of The Magical Intergalactic Werewolf Navy.

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 38.000s
First Sucker:
Last Wooter to Woot:

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 90% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 37% one year old
  • 42% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.