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Lestrades Moustache Pomade

by Leon Ryan

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 20 - Jul 21
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 17
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

“Hey There, Fella”

“That is one nice lookin’ monkey you’ve got there.”

Yes, friends, that’s what all the neighbors will be saying after just one application of this bona fide miracle of hair-shaping wonderment. You won’t be able to resist showin’ your monkey off in public, and why would you? Folks will gasp at the sight of such a lovely, well-groomed monkey on the subway, in public parks, anywhere you can think of!

Look, gents. Let’s be honest. Your monkey is important to you no matter what the shape of size, but no one likes to stare at a shaggy monkey. But what can you do? Trimming your monkey takes time and money. And shaving? Heavens, no, especially with all the itching and discomfort that shaving can cause your monkey. That’s why men everywhere are rushing to their general store for the “gotta-have-it” hair jelly specifically designed with your monkey in mind.

Also good for human moustaches, beards, and other hair-type things. See canister for details.

Wear this shirt: as you train your monkey to tie the local damsel-in-distress to the railroad tracks.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a Dapper Dan man.

This shirt tells the world: “Every girl’s crazy ‘bout a sharp-dressed monkey.”

We call this color: Monkeys On Your Black

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 59.000s
First Sucker:
Graffitiartangel
Last Wooter to Woot:
prariefaerie

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 27% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Lestrades Moustache Pomade by Leon Ryan
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.