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Lestrades Moustache Pomade

by Leon Ryan

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 19 - Oct 21
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 18
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

“Hey There, Fella”

“That is one nice lookin’ monkey you’ve got there.”

Yes, friends, that’s what all the neighbors will be saying after just one application of this bona fide miracle of hair-shaping wonderment. You won’t be able to resist showin’ your monkey off in public, and why would you? Folks will gasp at the sight of such a lovely, well-groomed monkey on the subway, in public parks, anywhere you can think of!

Look, gents. Let’s be honest. Your monkey is important to you no matter what the shape of size, but no one likes to stare at a shaggy monkey. But what can you do? Trimming your monkey takes time and money. And shaving? Heavens, no, especially with all the itching and discomfort that shaving can cause your monkey. That’s why men everywhere are rushing to their general store for the “gotta-have-it” hair jelly specifically designed with your monkey in mind.

Also good for human moustaches, beards, and other hair-type things. See canister for details.

Wear this shirt: as you train your monkey to tie the local damsel-in-distress to the railroad tracks.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a Dapper Dan man.

This shirt tells the world: “Every girl’s crazy ‘bout a sharp-dressed monkey.”

We call this color: Monkeys On Your Black

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 59.000s
First Sucker:
Graffitiartangel
Last Wooter to Woot:
prariefaerie

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 27% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Lestrades Moustache Pomade by Leon Ryan
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.