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License and Registration

by walmazan

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What seems to be the problem, officer?

1st place in Derby #196: Amusement Parks, with 1082 votes!

“Evenin’ sir. Can I see your license and registration?”

What? Like, my Driver’s License? I’m on a go-kart.

“Bumper car.”

Bumper car. That’s what I meant. What’s wrong with a little fun at the fair?

“Had a few funnel cakes today, sir?”

No. Well. Two. But what would a funnel cake have to do with-

“I’m gonna need you to step out of the bumper car for me, sir.”

Since when are there cops at the county fair? And on the bumper cars no less?

“I’m not technically an officer of the law, sir, but I am part of a division of TSA and that means I can ruin your life just as easily as the IRS, CIA, or ATF.”


“You have any idea how fast you were driving?”

Well…uh, no actually. There’s no speedometer. Wait, don’t they all go the same speed?

“Oooh, a question asker. I see. Have any idea why I stopped you?”

I’m guessing the speeding thing-

“You were weaving all over the road. You even hit somebody back there. Didn’t so much as stop to see if they were okay.”

But…but it’s bumper cars.

“I’m aware of what your vehicle is, sir. I’m wondering if you’re aware of the damage you’ve caused.”

But…but it’s bumper cars.

“You got anything else to say, hot shot? You know you could’ve killed someone out there just now.”

Well, I guess that is technically possible, but I have to say I think it’s highly unlikely that I would’ve-

“I need you to recite Chapter 3 from the novel Hatchet backwards for me, sir.”


Hatchet, sir. The 1987 Gary Paulsen masterpiece that turns hundreds of thousands of American school children onto reading every year. I need you to recite the third chapter to me, backwards.”

People can DO that?

“Alright sir blow into this.”

That’s an ear of fried corn.

“So you’re refusing to take a breathalyzer test at this time?”

No, I’m just saying I don’t see how an ear of corn is going to-

“Sir turn around and place your hands behind your back. At this time I am placing you under arrest for BWI, that’s Bumping While Intoxicated. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney-”

Ow! OW! You’re twisting my arm really hard! I want an attorney!

“We’ll have either the County Fair Queen or Miss Maple Bar down here in a minute for your representation. Until then you’ll be held in the 4H hog pens.”

This is ridiculous!

“Yeah yeah, you’re out hitting everybody on the bumper car floor and somehow I’m the bad guy. I’m just doing my job, sir.”

Wear this shirt: The next time you’re trying to explain your behavior to a police officer.

Don’t wear this shirt: To your subsequent court date. Spend a little cash and get a decent suit.

This shirt tells the world: “We live in a police state reinforced through corporate hegemony and the only way I had to protest it was by buying a t-shirt.”

We call this color: Navy and Abetting

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

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  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

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  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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License and Registration by walmazan
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.