Life Anew

by kdeuce

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Black

Style Tee

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Somewhere, in a sunlit clearing, life stirs anew.

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Amid the towering Redwoods, new life fights and struggles to find the sun. Stretching, straining, and glistening with morning dew, a young sapling with its first foothold on the world begins its journey aboard a tiny ball of rock hurtling through the vast emptiness of space.

Though empires rise and fall, species thrive and die out, and even the stars themselves burn bright and blink out of existence, life continues its tenuous yet relentless grip. The forest may burn. The oceans may once again cover this place. A wayward comet may one day blink it all out of existence. But life will find a way.

While it may not look like much now, this young sprout will grow. It will take full advantage of the nutrient-rich soil, of the life ebbing from its fallen brothers and sisters, and the various animals that may pass through the clearing. Then, one day, towering in the dappled sunlight, you will fail to notice its majesty and walk right through it, ensuring the worst case of poison oak you will have ever experienced in your life.

Wear this shirt: To the Arborists’ Ball.

Don’t wear this shirt: To the airport. It’s all black and white and spooky and it’s going to make TSA raise an eyebrow.

This shirt tells the world: I enjoy people staring quizzically at my belly.

We call this color: Blank canvass black

Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats Snapshot

Quantity Breakdown

95% bought 1
4% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 30.000s

First Sucker:: Brainspackle

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 30.000s

First Sucker:: Brainspackle

Last Wooter to Woot:: elizabethmw

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
95% second woot
5% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

5% joined today
1% one week old
3% one month old
33% one year old
57% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

95% bought 1
4% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
12%	7%	5%	4%	2%	2%	2%	2%	3%	4%	5%	5%	5%	5%	5%	4%	4%	4%	4%	4%	3%	3%	3%	3%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
2%	1%	1%	1%	93%	1%	1%

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