It’s Not Always This Simple
3rd place in Derby #211: Everyday 8-Bit, with 683 votes!
On the one hand, there’s cake! Fresh and soft and full of sweet sugary flavors! And on the other, there’s death, like having to re-interpret a stand-up comedian’s well known classic routine into an completely unrelated joke, and on a tight deadline to boot. Most people, they’d say the two are completely opposed to each other.
But are they, really? What’s in a cake, anyway? Flour? Isn’t that just ground up dead plant matter? Doesn’t that mean a cake… is just another form of death? And what about death, isn’t that just your body entering a more inactive state of being that will then be consumed by agents of decay… similar to how we eat a cake???
Really, is there even a choice at all? All is death, and all is cake, and we’ve just barely made our deadline. In the end, we’re not so different, are we? Unless the cake is made from corn, or as the Indians called it, maize.
Wear this shirt: to your local pirate bake sale. Try the eclarrrrrs.
Don’t wear this shirt: to a wake that will be serving dessert. MASSIVE PARAMETER VIOLATION.
This shirt tells the world: “Just gotta say, nobody’s ever tried to play chess to escape a piece of cake.”
We call this color: The Navy Has A Flag, They Get To Make The Rules
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