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Hello? Jack? Hey, shut up, it’s Jack. Jack, where are you? Me and Betty are- oh, you are? He’s on the Pulmonary. Jack, which way are you going? No, Inner or Outer? Well, what color is the blood? If it’s blue, it means that- oh, Betty says that doesn’t work any more. Look, Jack, find out if you’re Inner or Outer and then- no, North, but it doesn’t say North, it says Inner. Yeah, makes no sense at all, I know, don’t get me started.

But you want to be getting off on East Bronchial and- oh, you’re Outer? Wow, that’s hard. Okay, no, you can still do it, just- okay, get on Vena Cavs right after you cross Mesenteric, and that’ll take you to West Carotid. I SAID WEST CAROTID. Yeah, off Vena. Then take the exit for Lake Bronchitis, I think that’s 48 or 49 or something, and I forget the name of the road but it clearly says Lake Bronchitis in big letters, you can’t miss it. Get off there and then it’s like a straight line to West Bronchial and you can get right back on. Yeah, back on Vena, I know, I know. They keep trying to put in a bypass but apparently the insurance won’t cover it for some reason. So, like, half an hour, probably. Okay, call if you need more help. All right. See you soon.

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