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Life in the City

by kettletoast

$19.00 + free shipping
Cream
Tee
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Ever Since The Annexation Taxes Have Been So High

2nd place in Derby #154: Cities, with 767 votes!

Hello? Jack? Hey, shut up, it’s Jack. Jack, where are you? Me and Betty are- oh, you are? He’s on the Pulmonary. Jack, which way are you going? No, Inner or Outer? Well, what color is the blood? If it’s blue, it means that- oh, Betty says that doesn’t work any more. Look, Jack, find out if you’re Inner or Outer and then- no, North, but it doesn’t say North, it says Inner. Yeah, makes no sense at all, I know, don’t get me started.

But you want to be getting off on East Bronchial and- oh, you’re Outer? Wow, that’s hard. Okay, no, you can still do it, just- okay, get on Vena Cavs right after you cross Mesenteric, and that’ll take you to West Carotid. I SAID WEST CAROTID. Yeah, off Vena. Then take the exit for Lake Bronchitis, I think that’s 48 or 49 or something, and I forget the name of the road but it clearly says Lake Bronchitis in big letters, you can’t miss it. Get off there and then it’s like a straight line to West Bronchial and you can get right back on. Yeah, back on Vena, I know, I know. They keep trying to put in a bypass but apparently the insurance won’t cover it for some reason. So, like, half an hour, probably. Okay, call if you need more help. All right. See you soon.

Wear this shirt: to your anatomy final. Not just for yourself, but for the good of others.

Don’t wear this shirt: to surgery. It implies a lack of confidence in the doctors.

This shirt tells the world: “If it leads to the heart, would it be the Freeway Of Love?”

We call this color: Too Much Creme And It’s Gonna Look Like Friday Rush Hour

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  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
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  • 26% one year old
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Life in the City by kettletoast
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