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Life Renewed

by theinfinityloop

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Mar 08 - Mar 10
  • Express - Estimated delivery Mar 06
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Burn, baby, burn! Burn baby bird!

The knights of the realm all say the phoenix is totally annoying to be around ever since he became “born again.”

The phoenix is a mythical bird from Arizona that dies and comes back to life every fifty years or hundred years or whenever X-title sales start to lag. It builds a nest out of wadded-up newspaper and Kingsford brand charcoal and sets itself on fire. It’s a horrible, gruesome spectacle, but you kind of have to admire its devotion to whatever political cause inspired such an extreme protest. Onlookers ooh and aah as the phoenix disappears with a shriek of agony, a plume of smoke, and an aroma of extra-spicy barbecued chicken.

But wait, there’s more!

After a pretty boring dormant period, during which basically nothing happens, the beast is reborn, phoenix-like, from the ashes. Obviously, an ash-pile doesn’t meet the sanitation standards you’d get in a modern delivery room, but the fire does kill a lot of the germs, and anyway phoenixes don’t have those kinds of hang-ups.

The phoenix’s unique process of asexual reproduction has long fascinated biologists, folklorists and pyromaniacs alike, and has inspired artists and writers ranging from Chris Claremont to whoever wrote that River Phoenix movie where his parents are spies.

Another thing about phoenixes is that there’s one on this shirt. That’s weird; how did that get there?

This shirt designed by: theinfinityloop, who came up to us one day and said hi, I’m infinity loop, who came up to us one day and said hi, I’m infinity loop, who came up to us one day and said hi, I’m infinity loop, who came up to us one day and said hi, I’m infinity loop, who came up to us one day and said hi, I’m infinity loop, who came up to us one day and said hi, I’m infinity loop, who came up to us one day and said hi, I’m infinity loop, who came up to us one day and said hi, I’m infinity loop…

Wear this shirt: for its flame-retardant properties, if you’re prone to spontaneous combustion and regeneration at embarrassingly inopportune moments. (Notice: Shirt has very minimal flame-retardant properties. Like, you could smother a match with it, maybe.)

Don’t wear this shirt: in Flagstaff.

This shirt says: “At night I wake up with my sheets soaking wet and a freight train running through the middle of my head.”

We call this color: Really Dark Phoenix, Like Black Phoenix

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 9.000s
First Sucker:
praclarush
Last Wooter to Woot:
jiffsmom

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 37% one year old
  • 48% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Life Renewed by theinfinityloop
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