Love t-shirts? Not the dumb cartoonish kind, we mean the really nice
t-shirts. Like, the kind that you would wear to a wedding or a funeral.
Well, if you’re one of those people, trying to go your whole life
without ever buttoning a button, we expect you’ll probably be
apoplectic about the thought of glowing in the dark. We look forward to
seeing your complaints in our forums for the rest of the day!
However,
for those of you who want to attract mosquitos while camping, or find
your significant other in bed, or just look like Adam Warlock summoning
the powers of the Infinity Gauntlet, this is the shirt for you. The
yellow ink of the lighting bugs will really glow! Really! If this were
the year 1375 people would think you were magic!
This shirt was designed by: Steven Lefcourt, our man at tastypaints.com. And by our man, we mean he just has his lawyer stop by for the checks. But the lawyer sure knows some great dirty jokes.
Wear this shirt: when there’s a blackout, and you don’t have any candles, and your flashlight is all the way on the other side of the house.
Don’t wear this shirt:
to a seance. The lights will go out and someone will look at your chest
and then suddenly you’ll have a grieving widow hitting you with a
vintage umbrella shouting “Harry, Harry, come out of there, Harry,
where did you leave the diamonds”.
This shirt tells the world: “I am like a Roseanne in the summer grass. Wait… what the… STUPID WORD FILTER!! I HATE YOU WOOT!!”
We call this color: Royal Royal Royal your Blue, Gently Down The Stream, Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily, Glowing Shirts Are A Dream
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