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Lightning Powered

by Patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jul 13 - Jul 14
  • Express - Estimated delivery Jul 10
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members
Delivery Update: To keep our associates safe, we have temporarily paused production of all Woot! Shirt apparel. Please note that our estimated delivery dates have been extended accordingly. When production resumes, we will reinstate our traditional delivery estimates.

As per our standard process, we charge all methods of payment at the time of purchase. You may cancel your order at any time prior to shipment for a full refund by contacting Woot! Customer Service.

2nd place in Derby #534: Lightning in a bottle

Most scientists live a life of obscurity, but a select few, like Tesla, achieve a strange nerd-celebrity status. How do you become one of these scientists? It's simple:

1. Choose something weird to study. For example, don't study the vibrations of glass when you play music; try to train bugs to eat electrical wire or something.

2. Make sure you have interesting hair and/or facial hair. If this isn't possible, wear goggles all the time.

3. Dress like the 1920s never ended.

4. Change your name to something foreign-sounding. Adapt an accent to match. And if you can't come up with an accent, just do a British one; that's the catch-all "Cultured Person Who's Not From Here" voice.

5. Make sure something explodes during every experiment you conduct, even if it's just something small, like a banana. A little bit goes a long way when it comes to blowing stuff up.

Taking these steps, you should be well on your way to a level of stardom enjoyed only by a few really weird dudes! Congratulations! The internet's going to love you! (Even if you were a eugenicist like Tesla!)

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 14.225s
First Sucker:
VariablePenguin
Last Wooter to Woot:
tamphysics

Purchaser Experience

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  • 90% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 6% one year old
  • 90% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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