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Live Not On Evil

by cmdixon2

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 15 - Dec 16
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1st place in Derby #131: Palindromes, with 824 votes!

Well, Mr. and Mrs. Rubenstein, as you can see this house is just perfect for a couple like you who’s just starting out. Plenty of space, nicely tucked away from the hustle and bustle of the city, GORGEOUS view of the mountains… Oh, so you’ll take it?! That’s wonderful! I’m so glad to hear that!

There’s, uh, just one small detail I should probably tell you about. Very minor. Nothing to be too concerned about. It’s just that the house is… well, it’s haunted. Well, not so much “haunted” as “built on a mound containing a portal into a sinister mirror world of evil that maaaaaay open from time to time allowing the demons and wraiths of that world access into ours so that they might feast on your very souls”.

ALLEGEDLY. We just feel that, for legal purposes, we should let you know. I mean, it’s not like that kind of thing is something that comes up in a routine inspection, HAHA ha… ha… yeah. Oh, and no one knows what happened to the previous owners. I guess I should mention that, too.

Sooooo, how about we go back to the office and get started on that paperwork? No? Tell you what, how about I knock ten grand off the price and throw in closing costs? Does that change your mind?

Wear this shirt: while attempting to save your daughter from another plane of existence.

Don’t wear this shirt: anywhere near the Necronomicon.

This shirt tell the world: “Yeah, the bleeding walls are a little inconvenient, but what house doesn’t have a little personality?”

We call this color: Shadow Plane Asphalt

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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Purchaser Experience

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  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 35% one year old
  • 54% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Live Not On Evil by cmdixon2
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.