Live Slow Never Die
by maloandthewhale
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Dave the Sloth
Was dejected
His therapist gave him affirmations to repeat
But they took forever
Because Dave is a sloth
“Find your passion.”
The therapist advised.
Dave said:
I
have
always
wanted
to
drive
rally
cars.
The therapist smiled
through gritted teeth.
Dave said:
Maybe
I’ll
become
a
stenographer.
The therapist scratched the back of his neck nervously.
Dave said:
Man
I’m
beat.
Same
time
tomorrow?
“See you then, Dave.”
Keep dreaming, dude.
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