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Live Slow Never Die

by maloandthewhale

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Red

Style Tee

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hangin' tuft

But it's okay because the chair is base.

Dave the Sloth

Was dejected

His therapist gave him affirmations to repeat

But they took forever

Because Dave is a sloth

“Find your passion.”

The therapist advised.

Dave said:

I

have

always

wanted

to

drive

rally

cars.

The therapist smiled

through gritted teeth.

Dave said:

Maybe

I’ll

become

a

stenographer.

The therapist scratched the back of his neck nervously.

Dave said:

Man

I’m

beat.

Same

time

tomorrow?

“See you then, Dave.”

Keep dreaming, dude.

Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 4m 21.993s

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
91% second woot
9% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

11% joined today
1% one week old
1% one month old
9% one year old
78% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

91% bought 1
7% bought 2
2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
4%	4%	1%	1%	1%	2%	4%	5%	8%	7%	7%	6%	5%	4%	4%	7%	3%	3%	4%	2%	4%	5%	4%	3%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
3%	74%	8%	4%	5%	3%	2%

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