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Live Slow Never Die

by maloandthewhale

$19.00 + free shipping
Red
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 4 - Dec 6
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 1 - Dec 3
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Dec 9 - Dec 11
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hangin' tuft

But it's okay because the chair is base.

Dave the Sloth

Was dejected

His therapist gave him affirmations to repeat

But they took forever

Because Dave is a sloth

“Find your passion.”

The therapist advised.

Dave said:

 

I

 

have

 

always

 

wanted

 

to

 

drive

 

rally

 

cars.

 

The therapist smiled

through gritted teeth.

Dave said:

 

Maybe

 

I’ll

 

become

 

a

 

stenographer.

 

The therapist scratched the back of his neck nervously.

Dave said:

 

Man

 

I’m

 

beat.

 

Same

 

time

 

tomorrow?

 

“See you then, Dave.”

Keep dreaming, dude.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
4m 21.993s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 78% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Live Slow Never Die by maloandthewhale
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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