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Live Wire

by Brian Walline

$19.00 + free shipping
Baby Blue
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery May 01 - May 03
  • Express - Estimated delivery Apr 30
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DINO PET IN POWER-LINE SHOCKER!!

We know you love him, sweetheart. We love him, too. But we should’ve known things would end up like this when he followed you home. The city is no place for a dinosaur to live. A creature like that needs wide-open space with plenty of room to romp and plenty of ferns to munch on. We should’ve taken him right to the pound. We’re just lucky all poor Fido got was a scare and a shock. But we’ve got to find him a better home before his long neck gets tangled up in something worse. Next time, it might be a helicopter.

This shirt was designed by: Brian Walline. Why is he naked from the waist up? Because dinosaurs ate his shirt.

Wear this shirt: to remind your brontosaurus friends to keep an eye out for power lines.

Don’t wear this shirt: to advance your “electricity killed the dinosaurs” theory, or your “capital punishment for dinosaurs!” campaign, or your “power lines are a Communist plot” position, or any other flotsam rattling around in that cracked pot you call a brain.

This shirt tells the world: “Now that’s what I call high voltage! Like, because the power lines are up high! Get it? Get it?”

We call this color: Baby BluZZZZZT.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 19.000s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 4% one week old
  • 9% one month old
  • 46% one year old
  • 31% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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