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Lost in Transition

by Tang Yau Hoong

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
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  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Nov 27 - Nov 30
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Zebra Hayworth And The Feathered Flank Redemption

They can take away my freedom. But they can’t take away my desire to fly free.

These stripes. They mark me. It’s easy for them to find me, easy for anyone to see. I’m prey for the lions of the veldt. But I won’t always be prey forever.

As long as they can’t break you, you can still win. And I’m a winner. I know about the money I’ve got hidden near the watering hole, under that rock. When I get out, I’m taking that money to Mexico and living like a horse. Not a mixed up zebra. A real horse that’s all one color. A horse that’s free as a bird. Yeah, the prison librarian gets on my about my mixed metaphors all the time. I guess I should take a creative writing class at some point.

See, I can plan for that, because I know these bars won’t hold me. When the warden’s asleep, I’ll slip out. The Bird Zebra of Alcatraz, they’ll call me. Wait, am I in Alcatraz? Or is this Sing Sing? I really need to look these things up before I start my jailbreak.

Wear this shirt: when they’re going alphabetical by shirt and you want to get picked last.

Don’t wear this shirt: if your name is Zed. You’ll get teased. Especially by Europeans. Those dumb ol’ Europeans. Always spelling English wrong.

This shirt tells the world: “My inner animal is a zebra shama- wait, what do you mean we’re not friends anymore?”

We call this color: What’s Black And White And Red All Over Just Without The White And The Red?

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
579d 1h 0m 47.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 30% one year old
  • 55% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Lost in Transition by Tang Yau Hoong
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.