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Lost in Transition

by Tang Yau Hoong

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 20 - Oct 22
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 19
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Zebra Hayworth And The Feathered Flank Redemption

They can take away my freedom. But they can’t take away my desire to fly free.

These stripes. They mark me. It’s easy for them to find me, easy for anyone to see. I’m prey for the lions of the veldt. But I won’t always be prey forever.

As long as they can’t break you, you can still win. And I’m a winner. I know about the money I’ve got hidden near the watering hole, under that rock. When I get out, I’m taking that money to Mexico and living like a horse. Not a mixed up zebra. A real horse that’s all one color. A horse that’s free as a bird. Yeah, the prison librarian gets on my about my mixed metaphors all the time. I guess I should take a creative writing class at some point.

See, I can plan for that, because I know these bars won’t hold me. When the warden’s asleep, I’ll slip out. The Bird Zebra of Alcatraz, they’ll call me. Wait, am I in Alcatraz? Or is this Sing Sing? I really need to look these things up before I start my jailbreak.

Wear this shirt: when they’re going alphabetical by shirt and you want to get picked last.

Don’t wear this shirt: if your name is Zed. You’ll get teased. Especially by Europeans. Those dumb ol’ Europeans. Always spelling English wrong.

This shirt tells the world: “My inner animal is a zebra shama- wait, what do you mean we’re not friends anymore?”

We call this color: What’s Black And White And Red All Over Just Without The White And The Red?

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
579d 1h 0m 47.000s
First Sucker:
AGrant311
Last Wooter to Woot:
longnose

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 30% one year old
  • 55% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Lost in Transition by Tang Yau Hoong
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