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Love Conquers All

by Rasabi

$19.00 + free shipping
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No H8.

You don’t support pirate/robot marriage? THEN DON’T GET ONE.

People are people and love is love. You can’t tell me you believe the government has any right to tell a pirate and a robot who have each been struck by Cupid’s arrow that they don’t have the right to be married just because it’s different from what you would want. If you really want to sit at home and hide from the world because there are people doing things you don’t like, then that’s your prerogative, but if everyone gets to ruin life for pirates and robots across the country just because they’re not pirates and robots, then where do we stop? I don’t like people who listen to Justin Bieber; it offends my sensibilities and I feel like it’s an abomination before nature. When do we outlaw that?

See how it’s a race to the bottom? Before you know it, no one’s allowed to do anything.

So here’s the deal: if you or your private club or your deity of choice want to hate pirates and robots, then you’re allowed to not hang out with them. But you can’t tell the government they shouldn’t be allowed to have basic human rights just because you don’t like to think about it. There are plenty of people I don’t want to think about in the bedroom, so you know what? I don’t. Go about your lives! You might get enlightened if you open yourself to the possibility that pirates and robots, different though they may be, can actually be great people. Just like every other group of people on the world, there are winners and there are losers.

Robots and pirates can’t help who they are, but hateful people can.

Wear this shirt: To the pirate pride parade.

Don’t wear this shirt: To the robot bar. Unless you’re into that sort of thing.

This shirt tells the world: “Some pirates marry robots. Get over it.”

We call this color: Red is the color of love.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 27% one year old
  • 61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
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Love Conquers All by Rasabi
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