Save often and back up your data. One drink at the office party is enough. Don’t poke a beholder in the eye—any eye. There are certain lessons it seems everybody’s got to learn once the hard way.

The wee folk have theirs too—and one of them is to not leave your treasure out where pirates can get their hands and/or hooks on it. Like Arnold Schwarzenegger, those scalawags are inveterate booty-grabbers!

OK, funny voice fans: Dueling pirate/leprechaun accents, go!

This shirt was designed by: Mikko Walamies, who also designed our recent Wet & Windy shirt (still available). Mikko’s promised—since last October!—to update this blog “soon.” While you’re waiting, see his flickr page.

Wear this shirt: while mixing up a batch of “Irish Seasickness”—equal parts cinnamoned grog and Shamrock Shake.

Don’t wear this shirt: during an attempt to consume the aforementioned drink, unless you like that vomit-stained look.

This shirt tells the world: “Plunderers keepers!”

We call this color: Brown Not Green So You’re Still Getting Pinched, Sucker

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