2nd place in Derby #218: New Landmarks, with 619 votes!

Name: Neko (will respond if called)

Last Seen: Arbor Street, Tuesday afternoon.

All white cat. Yellow eyes. Orange collar with green bib and bell. Often holds paw up as if greeting. Around 50 feet tall.

Very sweet and affectionate! Loves to play! Favorite toys: strings, feathers, full grown fir trees. Can bat around a moped for hours! Loves a treat, like salmon, tuna, or a VW Beetle. Feels threatened by other cats. Eats what she feels threatened by.

Loves to climb, so check your roof (reward can go towards fixing damage to roof!). Also, loves to hide out of sight and then jump out and playfully “pounce” (reward money can go towards ambulance or heart attack treatment!). If you see her around the neighborhood or over the treeline, please give me a call at the number below (use your cell – Neko’s probably knocked down the phone lines).

Wear this shirt: because it beckons you!

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re not feeling lucky today… punk.

This shirt tells the world: “I throw my paw in the air like I just don’t care!”

We Call This Color: Baby (Russian) Blue

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