Me and Luke Skywalker have a few things in common. Like everything.

Look, it’s just a coincidence that I share the name Luke Skywalker with the lead character from the legendary movie, Star Wars. My parents just happened to name me Luke when I was born… which just so happened to be after they changed their last name to Skywalker because they loved Star Wars so much. See, totally random.

And the fact that I have a picture of Luke Skywalker as my profile picture on Facebook is just because I like Star Wars. And the fact that I dress like Luke Skywalker from the movie is just because we have the same style. It’s not like I studied the films for hours, making sure that my wardrobe matched movie-Luke’s completely. And sure, my 1992 Miata has a body-kit on it that makes it look like a Landspeeder, but that’s just because there’s too many Miatas around here; it’s easy to get confused about whose is whose.

I’m my own person, okay? Treat me with respect.

Wear this shirt: to the Village of the Damned.

Don’t wear this shirt: out on a Midnight Ride.

This shirt tells the world: “I was there The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia.”

We call this color: Silver like the lining in the hit TV series Tasty Time with ZeFronk. (It was all downhill from Star Wars wasn’t it, Mark Hamill?)

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