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Made of carbon

by radiomode

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Black

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Elementary, My Dear Organic Compounds

3rd place in Derby #165: The Scientific Method, with 1072 votes!

You holding any carbon, man? I need some of the black stuff real bad, man. I mean, like, I can’t live without it, you know? When I start getting low on carbon it’s like I can feel it in my cells, you know what I mean? It’s bad, real bad.

A pencil? A thrown-away piece of carbon paper? A lump of coal? Anything? I’m dying here!

Wear this shirt: if you’re a carbon-based life form! Let’s hear it for Big C! Whoop whoop!

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re on a low-carb diet.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m chemically dependent.”

We call this color: Everything Went Carbon Black.

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!