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Magic School

by Skylar Hogan

$19.00 + free shipping
Silver
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Feb 25 - Feb 27
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 24
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You're never ready.

Look, buddy, I know you think you're hot stuff and all. I know you been school bus monitoring for five years, that you've broken up your fair share of fights, that you've seen the tears flow like fountains, that you've got a quick hand when it comes to doling out band-aids and Neosporin.

But look, in my eyes, you're still just a rookie, got me? Because this ain't normal school. This is wizard school. And when school starts in a couple of weeks, you're going to be riding on a magic school bus with magic kids who are just itching to blow off some magic steam without any magic teachers around to slap their magic little wrists with a magic ruler.

These kids aren't gonna smack each other; they're gonna turn each other into frogs. They're not gonna yell at each other; they're going to utter incantations and wave their wands and all the sudden there'll be a snow storm inside the bus. They're not going to try to make out in the back seat; they're going to try to make out in the back seat... magically... or something.

Here's what I'm getting at: you think you're ready, but you are not ready.

Wear this shirt: to cover up your hog warts.

Don't wear this shirt: if you've shrunk yourself to go on an adventure through Ralphie's insides to find out why he's sick. Seriously, wasn't that episode gross?

This shirt tells the world: "There is magic all around us. Like magnets and stuff."

We call this color: I shall say the words and turn this coal into silver!

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 18% one year old
  • 67% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
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  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Magic School by Skylar Hogan
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