The Next Stitcheration
RIKUR: So anyway, I'm doing a half cross stitch and Worf is across the table trying to tell me that the continental stitch is a superior tent stitch, and I'm like "Klingon, please. There's no 'superior' tent stitch, it depends on the design."
WEZLEY: Wait, you said that to his face?
RIKUR: Damn right I did.
WEZLEY: And he didn't bring up the whole slip-pass-stitch thing from Tagus III?
RIKUR: Of course he did, but he and I both know that I was right and the Taguans still cherish the Sunset Over Tagus needlepoint I did.
PICKARD enters
PICKARD: No. 1, Mr. Crusher.
RIKUR: Care to get in on this, Captain? We're making a pouch for Geordi's visor.
PICKARD: I'd love to, but I don't want to school both of you into French knots.
WEZLEY: Oh damn.
RIKUR: Don't make me drizzle stitch you into a Ferengi tapestry.
Red alert sounds, they all head to the bridge
DATTA: Captain, sensors are picking up a rift in the space-time continuum.
PICKARD: Our sensors can pick that up?
RIKUR: What is that?
Viewer shows a wormhole in a knot
DATTA: It appears to be a herringbone stitch.
PICKARD: Shields up, set phasers on Kensington outline.
TO BE CONTINUED...
...OR, Y'KNOW, MAYBE KNOT
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