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Makin’ Bread

by ochopika

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 17 - Dec 18
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 15
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The Sweetest Thing

1st place in Derby #228: Double-Take Derby 15, with 803 votes!

Barbara? Barbara, are you okay? Hey, hey, she’s moving! She’s okay! Hey, Barbara, let us help you up. No, no, go slow, okay? Just sit in this chair, we’ll get you some water. Hey, can you go get Barbara some water? Yeah, thanks, drink this, Barbara… no, no, little sips, little sips. Are you okay? How many fingers am I holding up? Should we call a doctor or anything?

No, I don’t know what happened either. First you were sitting at your desk talking about the weekend, and then you said you were going to look at the Derby winner, and then all of a sudden you just fell over. Don’t you remember? No memory of it at all? Wow, I guess you just blocked it out or something. I guess it was finally too much cute for you to take.

No, no, no! Don’t look again! You can’t… aw, MAN, I can’t believe she did that. Okay, nobody panic, she’s fine, just get me another chair and some more water. And can one of you unplug her computer? Just until tomorrow, just to keep her safe. This shirt is clearly just too cute for her system to handle.

Wear this shirt: with Dinah. It doesn’t matter if it’s Dinah from Alice in Wonderland or Dinah from the second half of “I’ve Been Working On The Railroad” because you’ll have both covered.

Don’t wear this shirt: around the state health inspector. No hair net? Animal in the kitchen? Dairy product left uncovered? Refuse in the work area? Kitty would get shut down in a hot second.

This shirt tells the world: “It’s a lot better than those dead birds she used to bring me.”

We call this color: B-Red

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 20% one year old
  • 61% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Makin’ Bread by ochopika
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.