They say, at dawn, you can see them, lumbering through the mists.

No one knows where their secret breeding grounds are hidden, and maybe that is for the best. Certainly science would not abuse their trust, but the paper poachers could destroy the young saplings before they even had a chance in life.

Thankfully, the cruel practice of taking these noble foliages from their home to perform in circuses has died down in recent years. Of course, the trainers love them, of course. But who could truly tame such a savage beauty? Even hiring a gardner seems a horrible imposition. Is it not better to let these great beasts roam free, leaving us to take pictures and mourn their annual passing in Autumn?

Wear this shirt: in either Africa or Thailand, but not both. If you want to visit both, you’ll need to buy two shirts.

Don’t wear this shirt: and think a little bird is going to show up to clean your teeth. Good dental hygiene takes an effort and it is an effort we all must make.

This shirt tells the world: “Did you know their only natural predators are the hyena termites? Well, and man.”

We call this color: And Grass Is The Hyrax Of The Veldt

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