What better way to celebrate the launch of men's XXXL and women's XL shirts than by celebrating the demographic most interested in those sizes? So rejoice, those of you in the more-to-love crowd! Now you, too, can give us money we don't need in exchange for a shirt that you don't need. Some of you will buy one and add it to your regular wardrobe rotation. Some of you will only bust it out for sacred occasions, like conventions, gaming nights, and Grant Morrison's birthday. And a few of you - the truly committed - won't even take it out of its Shirt.Woot bag.

This shirt was designed by: Goopymart, aka cartoonist/illustrator/designer Will Guy, bka the creator of the infinitely popular Sea Chimp. Now you can start your hate mail "Dear Will" instead of "Dear body-fascists." Everybody appreciates the personal touch.

Wear this shirt: for three days at a time.

Don't wear this shirt: unless you're one of us. It's like how only black people can use, you know, that one word.

This shirt tells the world: "Hey, baby, I'm perfectly aware of my unappealing appearance and juvenile fixations. Doesn't that make me seem less repulsive? Please?"

We call this color: Black Is Slimming.

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