Man-Boy

Brand Standard

Style Tee

Color Black

Size

Quantity Limit 15 per customer

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Men's 3XL and ladies XL sizes now available.

What better way to celebrate the launch of men's XXXL and women's XL shirts than by celebrating the demographic most interested in those sizes? So rejoice, those of you in the more-to-love crowd! Now you, too, can give us money we don't need in exchange for a shirt that you don't need. Some of you will buy one and add it to your regular wardrobe rotation. Some of you will only bust it out for sacred occasions, like conventions, gaming nights, and Grant Morrison's birthday. And a few of you - the truly committed - won't even take it out of its Shirt.Woot bag.

This shirt was designed by: Goopymart, aka cartoonist/illustrator/designer Will Guy, bka the creator of the infinitely popular Sea Chimp. Now you can start your hate mail "Dear Will" instead of "Dear body-fascists." Everybody appreciates the personal touch.

Wear this shirt: for three days at a time.

Don't wear this shirt: unless you're one of us. It's like how only black people can use, you know, that one word.

This shirt tells the world: "Hey, baby, I'm perfectly aware of my unappealing appearance and juvenile fixations. Doesn't that make me seem less repulsive? Please?"

We call this color: Black Is Slimming.

Features

Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

(Unless you spend the $5 for Overnight Shipping)

Specs

Black Woot Tee

Specs

Black Woot Tee

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 30.000s

Purchaser Experience

9% first woot
10% second woot
40% < 10 woots
27% < 25 woots
14% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

5% joined today
4% one week old
4% one month old
40% one year old
47% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

92% bought 1
6% bought 2
2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
37%	8%	4%	3%	1%	3%	5%	8%	8%	8%	6%	8%	2%	0%	0%	0%	0%	0%	0%	0%	0%	0%	0%	0%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
97%	1%	0%	0%	0%	1%	1%

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