First Place in Derby #34 (Canada), with 727 votes!

Canada has always been like the hand claps in house music: they aren’t always what you remember, but you can tell if they aren’t where they belong. We’ve gotten so used to our quiet friends in the North that we often forget that they were the primary source of programing for Nickelodeon’s first few years, as well as the only nation to ever light the White House on fire. And they’ve even got their very own Tony Stark! So this shirt is in your honor, Canada. The friendly maple leaf showing bright colors… with the dark side hidden. Just please remember, when you invade and conquer the United States, make sure we get some health care?

This shirt was designed by: enin, as in “Can-aid-enin”. Get it? Get it? Jeez, tough room.

Wear this shirt: as part of a series of layers. Be sensible in cold climates.

Don’t wear this shirt: anywhere that is openly hostile toward Canada. Good luck finding a place like that.

This shirt tells the world: “When my shirt gets old, I’ll use it as a Maple Leaf Rag!”

We call this color: Roy Brown

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