Masque of the Red Death
by zenne
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But there’s one rule she laid down that I’ll never break: don’t party with girls wearing creepy masks. Doesn’t matter how fine the freak is. It doesn’t matter if she’s hot enough to set skeletons on fire. Stay the hell away – or you’ll be lucky if all you get is a burning sensation down below.
Oh, one more thing Mama said: don’t ever let yourself be a character in a Poe story. That’s no kinda way to live.
Wear this shirt: to those illicit masquerades at the big estate just outside town, where notable local libertines cavort in shadowed rooms, indulging in unspeakable delights of the flesh. Or to your scrapbooking group.
Don’t wear this shirt: if you pronounce the word “masque” like “mask-wuh” or “mass-cue”. Caveat: you may still wear it if you’re mispronouncing intentionally for humorous effect.
This shirt tells the world: “Am I a metaphor for syphilis, or am I just glad to see you?”
We call this color: In The Navy, Yes, You Can Catch Some Strange Disease.
Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.
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Please check our sizing chart before you order.
This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!
Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!
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