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Masque of the Red Death

by zenne

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 26 - Aug 28
  • Express - Estimated delivery Aug 24
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Coffee, Tea, or “Profuse Bleeding At The Pores”?

I never listened to most of my Mama’s advice. Like, what do I care if the people at the morgue see that I’m wearing dirty underwear?

But there’s one rule she laid down that I’ll never break: don’t party with girls wearing creepy masks. Doesn’t matter how fine the freak is. It doesn’t matter if she’s hot enough to set skeletons on fire. Stay the hell away – or you’ll be lucky if all you get is a burning sensation down below.

Oh, one more thing Mama said: don’t ever let yourself be a character in a Poe story. That’s no kinda way to live.

Wear this shirt: to those illicit masquerades at the big estate just outside town, where notable local libertines cavort in shadowed rooms, indulging in unspeakable delights of the flesh. Or to your scrapbooking group.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you pronounce the word “masque” like “mask-wuh” or “mass-cue”. Caveat: you may still wear it if you’re mispronouncing intentionally for humorous effect.

This shirt tells the world: “Am I a metaphor for syphilis, or am I just glad to see you?”

We call this color: In The Navy, Yes, You Can Catch Some Strange Disease.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 26.000s
First Sucker:
denstark
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 39% one year old
  • 49% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Masque of the Red Death by zenne
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.